Wednesday, November 4, 2009

A Casual and Athletic Jacket

Here is a jacket:

It is made of 100% polyester.

It has elasticated cuffs and finely stitched details.

1) Along the zipper:

"all over valleys"

Faceless man with extra large chopsticks impaled into purple shoulder pads.


I think.

2) On the left sleeve:


ENJOY CLIMBING MOUNTAIN
Casual and athlelic
jacket for very special
tyrolean mountains
climbers in 1999.

Full Disclosure:

1. The owner of this jacket is my mother.
2. My mother is not a mountains climber.
3. She does not go all over valleys.
4. She has never been to the tyrolean mountains.
5. Even if she was a tyrolean mountains climber, I'm doubtful as to whether she'd be considered a "very special" one.

Conclusion:

My mother is not qualified to wear this jacket.

3 comments:

Free of Læding said...

I believe that those 'chopsticks' are skis and/or a pair of trekking poles- in keeping with the mountaineering. Furthermore, the figure (a mountaineer most likely) appears to be wearing a traditional 'windbluse', a type of anorak that mountaineers used before synthetic windproof/waterproof materials became available.

AP said...

I can smell the dense morning perfume already, yeuch.

Free of Læding said...

^^^
Enjoy Climbing Mountain